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paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

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thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

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beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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